PIZZA AND MORE...
Our menu ranges from authentic Sicilian pizza to authentic Sicilian heroin.
Appetizers
Our ingredients come from only the best suppliers. We sell not only pizza, but also heroin and cocaine. Just let us know what you would like! If you would like to place an order of heroin or cocaine instead of pizza, please ask for a pure cotton t-shirt.
Entrees
You will find only the highest quality ingredients when you work with us! We frequently make phone calls regarding the purity of our "cotton". We can meet all of your cocaine and heroin needs, we have more products and connections than you could ever imagine.
Wine
Our ingredients are sourced from Turkey, sent to Sicily, and then to the US. All of the profits we make are laundered and sent back to Sicily. Over the years, our business has just gotten bigger and bigger! We have spread out through several locations, and in total we have distributed over $1.6 billion in our products!
Dessert
All of our locations are intricately managed, independent pizza parlors. This is how we run our business efficiently. Because the parlors are individually owned and managed, we can run business as usual without suspicion. We are in charge of our own inventory, money, and all of the receipts. This is what makes it so easy to carry out our hustle.